- Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad... - I never forget a face,
but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception... - I have had a perfectly wonderful evening,
but this wasn't it... - I regard you with an indifference closely bordering
on aversion... - Never raise your hand to your children;
it leaves your midsection unprotected... - All the things I really like to do are either illegal,
immoral, or fattening... - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing
on the shore like an idiot... - When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown
about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your... - Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them...... - Ever notice how DYING is at the end of
STUDYING...
