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• I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence.
  The one marked Brightness doesn't seem to work....
• I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the intelligence.
  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work." -- Gallaghe...
• It works better when you turn the brightness up.
• You don't want a television with knobs marked "volume" and "brightness" and "contrast.
  You want a television with knobs marked "sex" and "violence" and "political bias....
• Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right.
  When you don't like what you see, turn it left....