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• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
• I thought I could do my own small part to save the planet by becoming a vegetarian.
  Actually, I did it not so much because I love animals but because I hate plants....
• You will find me drinking gin In the lowest kind of inn, Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
  -- G.K. Chesterto...
• When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.
• If I am I because you are you, and if you are you because I am I, then I am not I, and you are not you
  Hassidic rabbi...
• I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
• I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.
• Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders' dying word
• I am successful because I am the only person in my city who is not heavily addicted to powerful narcotics.
  -- Cerebu...