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• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. "A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. ``A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Lovejoy: So Homer, pleas feel free to tell us anything.
  There's no judgment here. Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers....
• Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
  Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
• Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really... Homer: Yeah....