Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, Can You Point To The Monkey?

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• Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
  [Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
• Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
  Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's birthday?...
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• in the present] Lisa: So you loved her right from the start!
  Homer: [tickling Maggie and giggling] Absolutely. Ba...
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
  Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...