Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey

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  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations...
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  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh. ...
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please
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