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  Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
• Homer: Good concert, am I right? Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.
  Teen2: Where's a narc? Teen3: Who? Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
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• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
  Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me....
• Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
  Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
• Kim Gordon: Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
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