- Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy
depressing music, my children no longer hope for the... - T.V. Commercial advertising the World Cup: "Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet is
Portugal or Mexico." Episode: Homer buys a... - Television show to replace Bart & Lisa's News show
Mars and Mattel Chocobots Episode: When Bart & Lisa... - Lisa explain's the new character on Itchy and Scratchy's failure by describing him as a "soul-less product of committee work
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy &... - Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me."
Lisa
I'm a young girl, no one listens to me." Homer: "I'm... - A Matt Groeing-type working in Itchy and Scratchy says that "aren't words like 'paradigm' and 'pro-active' justwords that stupid people use to sound smart
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy &... - When Apu & Homer are in the Airport in India, there are groups of Christians trying to win converts
and some Hare Krishnas walk by and say, "oh, Great... - Troy McLure: Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network
your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the... - Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister
[Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode... - Superintendant Chamers: "Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in organized religion
Episode: when Skinners is fired as...
