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• Flanders buys, "Alcohol-free Alcohol" Episode: the leprosy episode, see above
• Lionel Huntz tells Homer: "This is the greatest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story Episode
  Homer at the All-you-can-eat restaura...
• Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town!
  Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!...
• My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
  -- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• World's greatest lie: My, what an adorable baby.
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• Lisa: {I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.
  } Homer: {That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks....
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....