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• Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
  Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you....
• I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!
  No matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer Simpson Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy...
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
  Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
  There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Lisa: Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here -- Abe
  and griping. It's time for -- Lisa: -- action!...
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...