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• If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
• NO, I said butt light.
• Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
  Bart: We've seen it, Dad. Homer at the Ba...
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
  Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!...
• Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
  Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs....
• When my mom got really mad, she would say, "Your butt is my meat.
  Not a particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, "Now, what wine goes with that?...
• Bart: [in the barber shop, getting a shave] Digital audio tape, my butt!
  When <I> was a kid, we had compact disks, and &l...