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Remember - If You Drink Like A Fish, Don't Drive - SWIM.
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Remember - if you drink like a fish, don't drive - SWIM.
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If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. -- Joe E. Lewi
Remember: Only dead fish swim with the stream ...
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
Beer won't drive you to drink.
No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.
You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
