If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim.
-- Joe E. Lewis
-- Joe E. Lewis
Related:
- Remember - if you drink like a fish,
don't drive - SWIM... - I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E.... - Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
--
Joe E.... - They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't.
Joe E.... - When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law.
Joe E.... - I always wake up at the crack of ice.
--
Joe E.... - Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who
can't put his pants on.
Joe E.... - IF YOU DON'T DRIVE..
DRINK...
From the same category:
- If you don't know how to do something,
you don't know how to do it with a computer. --... - When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he
had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
--Bob... - The books that everybody admires are those nobody reads.
Anatole... - A clever man commits no minor blunders.
-
Johann Wolfgang von... - Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there
is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof. --John Kenneth...
