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• When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.
  Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E.W. Howe...
• When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. -- Ed Howe
• You have to do something before you can do something for a change.
• SODOMY -- something any asshole can do.
• Buy a IBM. It can do SOMETHING right.
• Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.
• None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors.
  The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married. -- Ed Howe...
• Anybody can say they'll do something, few actualize it.
• As a candidate for national elective office the most dangerous thing you can do is say something during the campaign that the people might remember.
  -- Eugene McCarthy...