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• The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit.
  -- Samuel Gompers (1908)...
• A novice asked the master: "I perceive that one computer company is much larger than all others.
  It towers above its competition like a giant among dwarfs....
• The following is a letter that recently appeared in the Oak City Gazette, a local newspaper.
  "Membership in Oak City's Civic Club . a club whose primary objective is to discuss local issues ....
• You will be invited to dine with many important people. Once.
• Computer operators KNOW how to operate!
• demo: /de'moh/ [short for `demonstration'] 1. v. To demonstrate a product or prototype.
  A far more effective way of inducing bugs to manifest than any number of {test} runs, especially when important people are watching....
• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
• One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
• How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?