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• Who invited all these tacky people?
• You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!
• Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you.
• You don't have to wine and dine beer. -- Women vs. Bee
• You are cordially invited to dinner with the P.M... $200 a plate!
• You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
• In the age of television, reading books is not as important as it once was.
  People can learn as much by watching television as they can by reading books....
• It's important that people know what you stand for.
  It's more important that they know what you won't stand for....
• Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.