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• Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
• This was seen in the SF Chronicle's Sunday Punch week before la
  The post office solicited for graphic ideas for the new 30 cent stamp....
• The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
  It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. -- Chevy Chase...
• I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
• I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso
• Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give Linux to a friend today! -- From a Slashdot.org po
• Lets stop bad mouthing our mail system. We all depend on the post office to provide excuses for us.
  -- Jeff McNelly...
• Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.