Abraham Lincoln wrote his Gettysburg address on the BACK of an envelope and
the Postal Service from that very day to the present time has been losing
more and more mail each and every day. Put the address where you intend the
mail to go on the FRONT of that envelope. The people at the Post Office are
not mind readers, you know, and they need your help.
the Postal Service from that very day to the present time has been losing
more and more mail each and every day. Put the address where you intend the
mail to go on the FRONT of that envelope. The people at the Post Office are
not mind readers, you know, and they need your help.
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