Related:

• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso
• For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• If you want to clear your system out, sit on a piece of cheese and swallow a mouse.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
• Oh, my, but that little country boy could play ... go, go, go, Johnny, go .
  .. go, go, Johnny B. Goode -- Chuck Berry...
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?