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• You may possibly have heard about the new TV documentary on animal family planning in East Africa.
  It's called WILD CONDOM....
• Have you heard about the transvestite who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?" "No.
  .." "It's the central preoccupation of my life." -- Joe vs. the Volcano...
• You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kah