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• I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress.
• We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity
  but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money....
• We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
  -- Cullen Hightowe...
• They [La Prensa] accused us of suppressing freedom of expression.
  This was a lie and we could not let them publish it....
• If idiots could fly, Congress would be an airport.
• If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
• 17) "Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress .
  . . . But I repeat myself." --Mark Twai...
• What if you were an idiot, and what if you were a member of Congress?
  But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twai...
• Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.
  But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...