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• You may have possibly have heard about the central European sodomist who like to backdate Czechs.
• Have you heard of the new "morning after" pill being developed as a replacement for RU-486?
  It's called RU-Pentium. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly....
• Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon.
• Have you heard about the new Super Sensitive condoms ?
  they hang about after the man leaves and talk to the woman. -- Elayne Boosler....
• Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• Liberty Hulse of Middle Island was steadying an unidentified blonde woman who was crying and appeared near a state of collapse.
  ``You have to eat,'' Hulse said to the woman. ``You have a beautiful family, and you have to take care of them too....
• Africa is mystic; it is wild; it is a sweltering inferno
  it is a photographer's paradise, a hunter's Valhalla, an escapist's Utopia....
• You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kah