Did You Hear That Some Supermarkets Are Now Selling Six-packs Of Whipped Cream -- In Case You're Going To An Orgy.

Did You Hear That Some Supermarkets Are Now Selling Six-packs Of Whipped Cream -- In Case You're Going To An Orgy.

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Did you hear that some supermarkets are now selling six-packs
of whipped cream -- in case you're going to an orgy.

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