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  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox...
• Did you hear that some supermarkets are now selling six-packs of whipped cream -- in case you're going to an orgy.
• But Beeblebrox you know, he is one of my most profitable clients.
  He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts....
• Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life is wasted on the living. - Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
• Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
  I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....
• consult guide about Zaphod Beeblebrox The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy....
• Life is wasted on the living.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", -- by Douglas Adam...