Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife
because she was married.
because she was married.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
- Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because he thought someone would grab his seat.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
- Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum because they don't know the words.
