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• Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
  It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan....
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom was a place to neck.
• Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint.
• Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
• Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally last for three periods.
• Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.
• Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
  He refers to it as his blew book....
• I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
  I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...