Did You Hear About The French Girl Who Came To The U.
Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.S. but
soon returned home--she missed her native tongue.
Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling....
Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
She didn't know what was eating her....
Did you hear about the French art of self-defense called Tongue Fu.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.
Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.