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• Did you hear about the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels have gone back to women.
• Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.
• Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
  It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan....
• Did you hear about the poor girl from Appalachia who travelled to the city and made it big in the massage parlor field -- a case of going from rags to rigids.
• Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.
• Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....