Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a
night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
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- Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a
sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling... - Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play
post-office all night without getting any mail in her... - Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker:
WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU... - Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night
with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six... - Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
It's to be called Heirspray, of course... - Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable
that she even turned her vibrator off... - Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who
started with just a little slip... - Did you hear about the horny Eskimo who visited an
Anchorage brothel and requested a nose job... - Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac
who stays up all night wondering if there really is...
From the same category:
- BEATNIK CANNIBAL --
a man who eats three squares a day... - Did you hear that the Fire Island Deli is featuring a special
submarine sandwich this season.
Naturally, it's mostly tongue... - FEMININE ACTIVISM --
a lib shtick... - Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to
hit the market -
under the name Easy Come, Easy Go... - Did you hear that The fastest four-handed game in the
world is when it slips out...
