Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it.
procrastinating but never got around to it.
Related:
- Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for
pumping ethyl behind the station... - Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid
wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not
to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard... - Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register
of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book... - Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil.
he had always wanted to come into wealth... - Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi,
and charged the driver five bucks... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox"
never comes out with anything original...
From the same category:
- Girl should not marry basketball player.
He dribbles before he shoots... - Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally
swallowed his pride... - SILICONE INJECTIONS --
two-point conversions... - ERA --
Squatter's rights... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs...
