Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a
tree and kissed her between the limbs.
tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Related:
- Did you hear about the basketball player who was so
tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him... - Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into
a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint... - Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant
with his next girlfriend... - Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register
of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book... - Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil.
he had always wanted to come into wealth... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for
Lent -
except on Palm Sunday... - Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his
shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave,
promptly provided for a burial at sea...
From the same category:
- I was really primed for some tits and ass last night," the bumbling
would-be Lotario reported with a groan,
"but all I got in the fucking singles bar was twits... - SAFETY BELT --
the one you don't drink before driving home... - Girl should not marry basketball player.
He dribbles before he shoots... - Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the
men in the office as Secretariat -
not because she's a good secretary but because she's... - ALASKAN HOOKER --
frostitute...
