Did You Hear About The Newfie That Called His Girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' Because They Spread So Easily.

Did You Hear About The Newfie That Called His Girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' Because They Spread So Easily.

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Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.

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