But Your Highness," The Fifth Avenue Furrier Explained Patiently To The Near Eastern Potentate, "We Simply Don't Have Access To THAT Kind Of Sheared Beaver.

But Your Highness," The Fifth Avenue Furrier Explained Patiently To The Near Eastern Potentate, "We Simply Don't Have Access To THAT Kind Of Sheared Beaver.

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"But your highness," the Fifth Avenue furrier explained patiently to the
Near Eastern potentate, "We simply don't have access to THAT kind of
sheared beaver."

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