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• If you lose your memory just forget about it.
• First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
  -- Leo Rosenberg...
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• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your date with the DM.
• Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband.
• People forget how fast you did a job -- but remember how well you did it.
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