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• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
• But your highness," the Fifth Avenue furrier explained patiently to the Near Eastern potentate, "We simply don't have access to THAT kind of sheared beaver.
• But when the sun in all his state Illumed the eastern skies, She passed through Glory's morning-gate, And walked in Paradise.
  -- James Aldrich (1810-1856) -- A Death-Bed...
• I met Elvis + lived...
• On a sidewalk near Portland State University someone wrote `Trust Jesus', and someone else wrote `But Cut the Cards'.
• The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P.J. O'Rourke
• Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter.
• Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.