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• Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver.
• Hard DISK? Gee, sorry, lady, I misunderstood you.
• McCoy: "What kind of creature is this? Last night, you two were--" Kirk
  Don't remind me." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• SMILEY d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard ha
• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
• Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't there.
  He wasn't there again today. Gee how I wish he'd go away!...
• Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -- Philo
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• It's been a hard day's night. You should be sleeping like a log.