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• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
• Earth girls are easy.
• Islamic women can do kinky things with their ankles.
  That's why the Koran says they aren't supposed to reveal them in public. -- Weird theory #47...
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?
• Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding?!?
• You know why it is so easy to keep making the same mistakes? Because practice makes perfect.
• Why do they have a rear window defroster on the Yugo?
  So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it....