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• Wife who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.
• A two-timing husband is one who's pleased to make his wife's acquaintances.
• In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.
  -- John Corcora...
• If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
  -- Robin William...
• He who lies down with dogs probably has a wife who keeps seven or more cats in the bedroom.
• The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• At the first turning of the second stair I turned and saw below The same shape twisted on the banister .
  .. Under the vapour in the fetid air Struggling with the devil of the stairs who wears The deceitful face of hope and of despair....