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• Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
• He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• He who hesitates is probably smart.
• The guy who brags that he walked three miles to school probably has a grandchild that has to park that far away today.
• A pedestrian is a man who has two cars, a wife, and one or more teenage children.
• A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
  A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he was making a bolt for the door....
• Man who arrives at party two hours late will probably find he has been beaten to the punch.
• Bogovich's Law: He who hesitates is probably right.