There Was A Young Man From Bel-Aire Who Was Screwing His Girl On The Stair, But The Banister Broke So He Doubled His Stroke And Finished Her Off In Mid-air.

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There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair,
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.

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