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• The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley
• Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous .
  .." -- Robert Benchley...
• Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• I am the oldest living white man, especially at seven in the morning. -- Robert Benchley
• The surest way to be alone is to get married.
• The surest way to encourage violence is to give in to it.
• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
  -- Robert Benchley...