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• Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
• Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and gets mugged on Boardwalk.
• New dating service: Desperately Seeking.
• New dating service: Trashy Connections.
• Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me. -- Jackie Verno
• New dating service: Things that bump in the night.
• BORN LOSER -- a guy who has a wet dream and then wakes up to find he's contracted V.D.
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.