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• New dating service: Desperately Seeking.
• New dating service: Trashy Connections.
• Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
• From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggety beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
  -- Cornish...
• I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
• While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• LOSER -- as a guy who computer-dating service sends him the number of Dial-A-Prayer.
• Amongst so many borrowed things, I am glad if I can steal one, disguising and altering it for some new service.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xii...
• The Internal Revenue Service has a new "800" number, 1-800-NO MERCY!