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• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
• LOSER -- as a guy who computer-dating service sends him the number of Dial-A-Prayer.
• Your memory is that function of your brain which allows that you dial part of the phone number you intended calling correctly.
• Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me. -- Jackie Verno
• In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
  Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....
• When it comes to obscene phone calls, it's difficult to beat a wrong number between 1 and 4 A.M.
• How many managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
• On the wall of a church was a sign: "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
  And right below it, in nice rounded letters: "But if you're not, my phone number is 341-3451!...
• All phone calls are obscene. -- Karen Elizabeth Gordo