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  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
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• NECROPHILIA: Dropping in for a cold one.
• Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
  Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path....
• I'm looking for a meaningful, one-night relationship.
• If you don't think women are explosive - try dropping one!
• I put the relationship of a fine teacher to a student just below that of a mother to a son, and I don't think I should say more than this.
  -- Thomas Wolfe (1900-1938) Unseen Harvests--A Treasury of Teaching (1947)...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Deoxyribonucleic acid is an anagram for I'd barely code Unix 'cc' I/O