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• I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
• As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- M. Cartmill...
• The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase.
  This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it....
• One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
• That's it, one more failed relationship and I'm dropping acid!
• The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the F!
  CK is my ROOF ?!?" -- Pat Calitri...
• Looking at the stars.... M - O - O - N that spells "Bob" .....
• Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
  I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....