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• If you don't think women are EXPENSIVE, marry one.
• NECROPHILIA: Dropping in for a cold one.
• If you think women are moody and bossy - get a cat.
• If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop!
• You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur!
• If you chance to think of yourself as some sort of expert on the subject of women, than perhaps you are the one to whom I should come with this questio
  How come women will wear a wig over a full head of hair?...
• Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing, calling them from a nuthouse.
  I mean, they think I'm a god! Man: I could call them for you....
• If you have to swallow a frog, try not to think about it.
  If you have to swallow two frogs, don't swallow the smaller one first....
• That's it, one more failed relationship and I'm dropping acid!