Related:

• I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
  -- Stephen Leacock (1869-1944)...
• She was asking her insurance agent: 'If I were to take out a $
  250,000 insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what would I get?...
• I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
  -- Stephen Leacock...
• I shall digitize or die !!!
• I shall be like that tree,--I shall die at the top.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Scott's Life of Swif...
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I always get the better when I argue alone. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• I used to sell life insurance. But life insurance is really strange.
  It's a weird concept. You really don't get anything for it....
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...