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• While the people try to determine what the candidate stands for, he candidate tries to determine what the people will stand for.
  -- Zabel's Political Observatio...
• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
• Law of Political Machinery: When no viable candidate exists someone will nominate a Kennedy.
• As expected, the victorious candidate in a particularly dirty recent political campaign, won by a mudslide.
• I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
  -- Grover Cleveland, then Presidential candidate when the news came out -- before the election of 1884 -- that he was supporting a 10-year-old illegitimate son....
• A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.
• When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.