You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your
birthday.
birthday.
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your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the... - You know you're in trouble when...
1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office... - You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team
waiting in your office.
Anon... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency... - You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped
by The Whalers... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would...
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last word... - Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
Bill... - Anything anybody can say about America is
true. ... - All the great pleasures of life are silent.
--
Georges Clemenceau (1841... - Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you.
Sir Walter Raleigh before his...
